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Strixhaven Colleges and Color Identity Thoughts 

Thinking about something @storycircle said, about how their character Ariel wouldn't fit in any of the colleges because of a personality/color identity mis-sorting problem.

And I'm wondering how beholden to 'both' colors in their identities the colleges are.

I can tell you decided to make a profit, Dard Draft Waterworks, from how hard you're trying to sell me on your water.

Art: deviantart.com/liiga

Google Translates MtG, Strixhaven Card 

You laugh, but I did go back and check my own longbox after I updated. And my magic magic card magic cards AND my funeral-end cards were both trying to go mainstream. So you can't be too careful.

Art: artstation.com/campbellwhite

Google Translates MtG, Strixhaven 

Liliana takes to Google for War of the Spark Plot Summaries, to try to figure out how much weed Gideon had done.

Foolish. Google has but one fate for Magic Cards, and it is NOT Web Search! It is ! Mwahahaha!

Art: kieranyanner.com/

Google translates MtG, Strixhaven Card 

I'm glad you enjoy the smell of the great jungle archive, really. It's just weird that you're bringing it up.

Art: deviantart.com/piotrdura

Strixhaven art 

Kieran Yanner posted the full art for Professor Onyx, and, well...

I don't know about you, but whenever I pronounce the 'learn' keyword, I will be doing it like in the intro to Dr. Misterio's Patented Video Almanac Of Fun.

youtu.be/_ywyXLwW1Uw?t=58

Google Translates MtG, Strixhaven Card 

Don't think that every player is going to mark the beginning of time and feet the same way! Each one has a different approach.

Also maybe don't drive if you're seeing stoplights as black and white.

Art: raymondswanland.com/home

Google translates MtG, Strixhaven card 

Well I would certainly hope that if one were postgraduate, one would necessarily also be of degree.

Art: jasonrainville.com/

Google Translates MtG, Strixhaven card 

So, behind the scenes note, cause this is baffling: Translate turned "enigma sage" into "Barry Evans" IMMEDIATELY, first iteration, and then kept it through all subsequent iterations.

I don't know, folks.

Art: tylerjacobsonart.com/

Google Translates MtG, Strixhaven card 

I have been directed by @SliverQueen to declare that you lose. I will be repeating this declaration several times on Friday.

Art: kieranyanner.com/

Excuse me, sir? Sir? I'm going to have to ask you to stop attacking, sir!

I don't care what the robot showed you sir!

Art: jakkas.webd.pl (Gallery includes some NSFW images)

Strixhaven Preview 

I don't see the Chain Veil anywhere, but don't miss in the background...

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Strixhaven Preview 

I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't this.

The cardname and the planeswalker type not matching have some interesting implications.

And after you lose your marketing job for putting ":damnation:" in the company slogan, you'll have much more time for sports at Suckerwood Forest!

Art: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Ra

The irony? Czech is not one the languages I put this through.

But at least this will put a stop to Twitter once and for all.

Art: winonanelsonart.com/

It's cute how Google Translate clearly had no idea what to do with the word "opal" and so just scattered it liberally all over the rules text, like confetti at a party.

Art: Jeff Miracola

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