Ajani OnTheSpot 
@ajanionthespot@wubrg.social
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
Make up your mind, BOY: do you want burned pomegranate mixture, or a glass of Goblinade?
Don't worry if you don't understand the wolf balloon, Monica. You'll be travelling on soon enough.
Ajani OnTheSpot
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@DialMforMara and I got talking about MtG and how I would make an RPG that used magic more like how it was in some of the early novels and how Jodah used it and now it seems I have to write a blog post. (Parts inspired by seeing how @ajanionthespot runs his D&D MtG game)
@mycroft I'm flattered!
Knowing how to insult Nicol Bolas is a crucial skill, please refer to this helpful guide for some ideas.
-Tips for Novice Planeswalkers, Informative Pamphlet, Gatewatch Reception Office
How many times has Lucifer told you, you either need six, or you need artificial ones!
This is maybe relevant to everyone's interests: https://twitter.com/LRRMtG/status/1289311583605125120
He DOES look astonished.
I get that there are players, I just don't see how running a race is possible with rules like these.
#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #OathOfDruids
Art: Daren Bader
@Jmaurer Well, I hope your D&D group enjoys that idea!
I've been doing this for a while, but I can still get distracted during the translation process and wind up with no idea how it got from the card to the result.
I love that.
@martinidog Well, I'm a rebel that way.
@martinidog Me technically.
@mycroft Ok, so, I HAD to make the obvious one, but I indulged myself with a Deep Cut as well.
Yeah, at this point, that sounds like about the only way this year could outdo itself.
@DialMforMara It looks very familiar, actually. Have I seen this piece before?
1) Shooting as soon as he gets into a fight-
2) Pretty sure "Mother Son" is an obsolete swear, and-
3) Putting the black mana symbols around the keyword like an old forum username?
Mournwhelk is an edgelord.
@DialMforMara What if they name each adventure half, on each creature that has one, "Quest of Such and Such?"
Is that why Urza put so much effort into it? He needed help with his witchcraft?
He could have just touched it.
Something just occurred to me.
They said they wanted to get back to Zendikar's roots as "the adventure plane," right?
The last time we went to Zendikar, adventure wasn't a keyword.
Now it is.
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
