Ajani OnTheSpot 
@ajanionthespot@wubrg.social
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
The director's just released the results of their investigation into the magic of Georgia! Good news for the Gift Bone industry, bad news for some of the animals in this game.
#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #Deathgreeter
Art: Dominick Domingo
It's great when Nikra Wolver gets that life, but it's also cool when Nikra Volbar puts his feet on people.
I hope those happen back to back.
#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #Necravolver
Art: Dave Dorman
Who's to blame when Sarah's mom launches a coup, when the 1/1 table can't deal with a player, and you have to plan a funeral?
It must be Vab!
("Must Be Vab," 6/5 central, coming this fall to the CW.)
My collection's almost complete! I've got Barser, and the Army Man, I just need the Bass Baker and then I'll have the sword's whole family! At last my quest will be over!
I think this is the first time I've had Google Translate turn something into an Energy. I guess it must have been necessary, if today's going to be about War. AGAIN.
Pft, Nine WISHES she could smile down.
Google Translate woke up this morning and chose Violence.
If only he had had asked first, before doing all those different explosions people like so, then maybe now the climate wouldn't be so strict.
This is Patches, he wanted to see mountain animals, he figured out how to do that all by himself.
He's beautiful.
It sounds like Dr. Walker oughtn't to be as exempt from responsibility as he is. He doesn't sound very good at his job.
"We can't serve any Kilda Chiffon cake at this time, beasts. It's off taking over the forest. If you'd like to complete your mission with one of our combo meals please pull up to the Order Window."
"Or try ordering on your mobile device, with our new App. It's... good, at best."
I'm aware you liked Hannah Alfe, so admitting you were manipulated or fooled is a difficult situation, but this is the 16th piece of evidence that she was a spy!
The Rowan Company has a lot going for it: they've got HR. They've got that seagull that woke up that one time, I think his name is Morpe. Uh... they... were founded?
Credit where it's due, Google Translate, you managed to get back to Serious Fantasy Tone in the second paragraph.
It's sure not talking about THIS card, but you're at least in the same GAME.
, Rooney. You got beyond the palace of animals? And NATURE'S animals, at that? Wow, you are one lucky husband!
Merano, it's the middle of the night. I'm too tired to argue about going to the Madinbowre to fight beasts again.
Just... if you're going, be safe, double click the green black defense, ok?
Judge Sweet says his 3/+3's are a good thing. But if you don't want to take them, Christopher Robin can return them to the wrong place with his shovel.
The reason you can't play to see if you can use magic here is that me and the cemetery owner and I guess everyone who's been using your debit card are voting you off the team.
I guess if you spent years studying medical science, and then tried to make an airplane with your own hands, then I could see how levels of loss might be high.
A strong play for 'least helpful flavor text ever' here.
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
