Ajani OnTheSpot 
@ajanionthespot@wubrg.social
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
'Show Scallops' is probably what creepy people demand in chat if you're streaming a cooking show.
Maybe if you did something to make the giants and pilots suffer less, working with the cold and fire wouldn't be as hard?
Ah well. Might as well game on.
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #BattleOfFrostAndFire #MTGKHM
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You may only have two new terms if you do not dispute the land.
There's a lot going on in this one, chaps and anti-daughters, better get a cart to hold it all!
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #WakingTheTrolls #MTGKHM
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I'll agree this is not breakcard. But, as someone who went to grad school in philosophy, this is also NOT the story of Hegel, at ALL. DO NOT copy and paste this information, you will fail your paper!
You are not the player we seek. You do not have a clutch card. You can stop playing, put your cards away, and log out.
You can log back in for drinks at 3:00. Until then, no doubt, you will focus on anger.
Performing LIVE, at Scary Fiesta, it's BLOOD HORROR!
Appearing in place of Ferserker who have been removed from the card!
We'll return to the irregularly scheduled "translate all the sagas" stretch I was apparently on, but I had to take a break for Lil' Pupper.
Turns out, the flavor text agrees.
The Lite version of this saga isn't just more valuable, it heals this thing instead of hurting the citizen!
Equitable, affordable access to birth control is important for planeswalkers too.
Please note: the God that is inviting you to log in when the business arrives? They ARE a magic seal. Keep that in mind.
As a wise person once said to me "If you and Machete are going to make a machete, first you need your bank card. I use Hallway, but Batball God or Death Cab are perfectly good banks too."
Tombs can apply elves to the map, but can they control the puppy? I thought not.
Vote Red-Eyed Ham, in Harold's election.
Warner Brothers isn't selling the directors cut of Snow until their enthusiasm gets back from searching Snowland...
...for HER.
Carl Sagan advises you to that at least one card must be thrown out of your deck: the next wizard, for example! Board appropriately!
If you can add love to any color, though, then all the colors of love is a LOT of colors.
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #EsikaGodOfTheTree #ThePrismaticBridge #MTGKHM
Google Translates MtG, Kaldhiem card
You'll never get into Piedmont with that card in your face!
GoogleTranslatesMtG, MTGKHM, Cause Kaldhiem previews started up again.
I agree: a new Non-Binary planeswalker AND the return of Magic Story that we can read by going to the Fiction Page IS a good reward for the Vorthos community.
Sortland's technology is light years ahead of ours! Why, they don't even need to invest to magically do magic with their hands!
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
