"We can't serve any Kilda Chiffon cake at this time, beasts. It's off taking over the forest. If you'd like to complete your mission with one of our combo meals please pull up to the Order Window."
"Or try ordering on your mobile device, with our new App. It's... good, at best."
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
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