The employee has an ability called “Enter the WHAT?!” I’m taking this up with HR!

@DialMforMara Well, have you tried giving up The Body at work? I hear that's wisely.

@DialMforMara Unfortunately I'm out of translated card elements to refer to as if they were advice, so the HR department I'm (apparently) pretending to be cannot help you any further, have a nice day!

@DialMforMara Well, once you fill out your application, you sit it down, look at it sternly, and tell it that if it isn't accepted you'll spank it. Pretty self explanatory, I think.

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