Ajani OnTheSpot @ajanionthespot@wubrg.social

THOSE MANIACS

THEY DID IT

THEY REPRINTED PRIDE OF THE CLOUDS

And maybe after you've told us what you see in it, Individual, maybe we could discuss WHY there is a sign that says "If you said it indicates the loss of two cows." By Horst!

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I was expecting a Jeskai or Azorius Narset: the post-war planeswalker pattern is three walkers per set covering all but one color, and Ikora had already shown us a "Narset's" spell and a monogreen and a monored.

I was NOT expecting it to complete the Ultimatum cycle.

I have no idea whose Birthday it is.

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I have to assume there's some people here that would be interested in this: https://twitter.com/Wizards_Jobs/status/1247246274895605760

WotC is finally adding THE card the game has been missing for YEARS: a card called Eudrow!

I have no further information about Eudrow.

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As a man, I Sing the Knn of Pigs every time. If you've got a better way to make 1 other card, I'd love to hear it.

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We finish, of course, with Giraincharo and her army of Famous Animals. Because it might have all been nonsense, but we still have the power to say it.

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This might be the best I've ever gotten. The way the list starts off correct, slow burns to a LITTLE BIT wrong, and finishes with nonsense? And THE CATHETER? Bravo, Google Translate. Bravo.

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You know what? I DO insist that Sir Storm IS Calamyx, and he IS in the house!

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Ugh, we GET it, Jamal. You created humanity, you think they're pretty epic! Just remember to give some credit to the custodians, since I'm pretty sure thou didst not set thine own nest, there.

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Since spoiler seaons for #MtGIkoria and #MtGC20 are both going at the same time, and both going as fast as they can, we're going to be playing catch-up and doing all five official commanders today.

Otrimi just wants to encourage you to Be Autonomous! After all, They Are.

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I love him and I'm building a Jeskai Cycling commander deck called "No Items, Final Destination."

It's so important to give touches of flavor to new planes. So on Ikoria they made sure to include this... sassy shakespearean teen, I guess.

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Well, that last ability sounds like credit card fraud, so I guess "turning to demons" isn't COMPLETELY inaccurate...

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Ariel and Venqwyn advise him to start by looking for the legends the people there have. What do they say happened? That's maybe the best place to start. Nashi admits that hadn't occurred to him, and promises to try. "It was an honor to meet you, Mistress Ariel, Mistress Tebasha."

And that's all for this session, at least till Tarjuk gets back to report what he found on Tarkir.

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"I think I need some advice, and I don't want to ask my mother, or Sensei. I want to prove to them that I..." he explains that he's been studying a plane that's just a giant tree, "trunk roughly 950 miles in diameter, on average" in orbit around a gas giant. "Mother's studied it before, and it's not really dangerous, so... but I'm worried that I think it might be dying. Or well... that there used to be more than the tree. Much more. And something happened."

A loxodon massuse, named Vasool, shows up to give Tebasha a massage. He's not trained how to handle the Mirran steelskin plates, but he gives it his best try nonetheless.

Ariel joins them in time for cousin Tandria to knock on the door. "Excuse me, there's a... person at the front desk asking for a 'Mistress Venqwyn?'"

They ask her to send the guest back, and soon are joined by a short rat-person, wearing sturdy travelling robes, who bows politely and introduces himself as Nashi.