Ajani OnTheSpot 
@ajanionthespot@wubrg.social
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
Sorry about spamming, I've had issues connecting and needed to catch up on previous days' cards.
Alright, Billy, you can have Unstable Birth Control Pills, or Unsustainable Beans, but I'm NOT giving you any more Aramaic Objects!
Is my secret that I interrupted you because I knew you were going to drive with a broken mind, and without four cards in play?
Umm, no.
She does seem to be throwing a number of colors on his pretty head, it's not wrong about that.
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #RadiantEpicure #MTGMH2
Art: https://artchimera.carbonmade.com/illustrations (I think?)
You have to still put SOMETHING for the card type, Google Translate!
If you have bad magical abilities, you need to be VERY careful about spelling. You do NOT want to end up waiting even longer than 'the end of time.'
That's true of ANY magic card, though? You just look it up on Scryfall, click the 'Download PNG Image,' and there you are, you've got it as a File.
I know you're scared of the word "Maturkey." Who isn't?
Just place your opponent's card in front of the throw, calmly, and remember that you don't need to panic.
It's just Jill.
Ah yes, a normal human, who uses a Helium Fork and Gives Birth to Architectural Concepts, and Is All of the Cats, the things that humans normally do.
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #ArcboundMouser #MTGMH2
Art: Campbell White
I'll worry about the Earth being so dangerous later, I have to get that heavy white animal out of the chicken coop.
Oh man, I WISH I could live in a country I control and that did very little bad damage...
Now everyone can jump onto the magic of makeup and dream dreadlocks, thanks to this photo by Chris Dinosaur!
Well, at least I'm in control of something.
Wait, no...
Geyadrone Dihada is here to do two things. Cutting Plates, and rooting out systemic corruption in the shipping industry and military-industrial complex. And she's already cut the plate.
Is that really the best way to overcome this magnetism? How should you treat rehabilitated animals? And was I expecting this to be funny expletives when I started translating it?
Who knows!
Google Translate can tell this card is Red, but not what kind of 'red' that means.
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #StrikeItRich #MTGMH2
Art: https://baga.de
Well the type line isn't WRONG, I suppose...
You get no extras, no photo card, you just get olives.
That's what you get for selecting THIS Magical Mediocrity!
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #SythisHandOfTheHarvest #MTGMH2
Art: https://ryanyee.com/
The fact that we all have the experience of being rejected by civilized animals is what Pride is about! That's why kink belongs at Pride! And if Mom doesn't like it, she can go get paid for free!
I feel like I'm being pressured by the card designers to make a certain choice.
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
