Ajani OnTheSpot @ajanionthespot@wubrg.social

Sure, they both fell in love with Lennick, it's a standard crush, whatever. Never mind that, the gangs are threatening Merriquick!

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #TidalKraken

Art by: http://www.moellerillustrations.com/

In the conflict between corporate capitalism and reality, Tamanoa knows which side it's on. Which... at least someone does? I sure can't tell.

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #Tamanoa

Art by: patreon.com/rkpost

Last call for #HolidayCards! You've got until Saturday to message me if you want me to send you a random card for the holidays!

#MtG #holiday

And finally, this is a reference to a piece of folklore that holds that the Devil, on the feast of St. Michael, spits on unpicked raspberries/blackberries out of spite. I think it's inherited from England, but I first heard it from my Grandmother in Minnesota.

Mothman is one of the few pieces of Americana folklore that gets no reaction from me. Maybe it's the "aliens?!"-ness of it, maybe it's the location?

But that's no excuse for leaving him out.

Of course we've got the "went down to Georgia" type. (If you haven't played "Where the Water Tastes Like Wine," well, there you go: a good 90% of the flavor inspiration for this plane.)

Since none of the players have in their color identity, none of them are gonna be putting any of these in their decks. So there's no reason not to show them off.

There are no angels on Onumbrica. (though if and when our heroes succeed... who knows?) It doesn't follow, though, that their opposites are similarly absent.

If only he could have been shaved. Then maybe he could have had +1/+1 against Death, and wouldn't have died, and maybe wouldn't have prolonged the war we had during summer vacation.

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #ZurgoHelmsmasher

Art by: https://www.artstation.com/aleksi

I want to emphasize that is it not OBLIGATORY to find adding an important blue LED to be enjoyable.

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #MoxSapphire

Art by: http://www.danfrazier.com/Dan_Frazier/Home.html

Why does he need that many ditches, though? How badly did Bolas explode him? Tell me, Planeswalkers!

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #MercilessEviction

Art by: https://www.artstation.com/richardwright

@DialMforMara @Tayatranscendent @SliverQueen @Jmaurer

So, how do people's availabilities look this week? Understanding of course that the holidays are a hectic time and pushing back the game to January is a possibility.

Petition to officially rename #GoogleTranslatesMtG to #ASenseOfHumorTribal.

#MtG #PhantomCentaur

Art by: http://www.carlcritchlow.com

Apparently you aren't allowed to criticize this tweet unless it's been liked an equal number of times. Don't blame me, that's what the survey says!

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #ArahboRaorOfTheWorld #MTGSecretLair

Art by: ericawilliamsillustration.com

Well, according to scryfall, the first three cards in Alpha are "Animate Wall," "Armageddon," and "Balance." Nobody on those is wearing a huge collar, though.

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #LifeFromTheLoam #MTGSecretLair

Art by: dan-mumford.com

And finally, a technique I've never done before and never will again because it took so long, this one went through every language Google Translate can do, in alphabetical order.

Art by: http://www.zuverza.com/selected-work/2019/

If I'm doing the same card four times, I should try to learn something about the process, right? So I experimented.

This one was English > Hawaiian > Back. It's an effective answer for whatever deck Gul Madred has brought to the interrogation.

Art by: http://kristinacollantes.com

This one can be yours, and for less than whatever the cost of whatever "memely high" is. It's about the same as the secret price of weaving, if that helps.

Art by: https://www.juxtapoz.com/news/illustrat

This one is giving an honest assessment of how much sugar is in the serum. Doesn't look like it'll be a positive one.

Art by: laurenys.com

Oh boy. Have I got a drop for you all today.

I was trying to decide which version of #SerumVisions from the #MTGSecretLair to translate. I couldn't make up my mind.

So I did them all.

Fresh translation run each time.

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG

Fair Selig has some ideas about how to bridge the income Gap, and wants you to get started.

#MtG #GoogleTranslatesMtG #TheUrDragon #MTGSecretLair

Art by: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedforest