Then bolas is just left standing on the table, the entire LGS is looking at him, he awkwardly sits back down and gestures at the Conflux still lying on the table.
Bolas: "So, uh, it resolves?"

Gonna wait around until these shards re-fuse.
That’s something that a Pharaoh Trespasser has got to do.
I’ll fuse the planes down in Alara
I’ll fuse the planes down in Alara (I’ll fuse the planes!)
I’ll fuse the planes down in Alara (Iiiiiii’ll fuse the planes!)
I’ll fuse the planes down in Alara
I’ll fuse the planes down in Alara (Fiiiiiight another one of me!)
Gonna take some lives, restore the power I once haaaaaaad.
(oooh-ooh)

(Ajani, frustrated, pulls "Ajani's Last Stand" from his hand, casts it. The Avatar version of Bolas starts singing the counterpoint)

(Instrumental break. Jace approaches, wearing a Judge's shirt. Speaks over the instrumental.)

Jace: I'm gonna give you a warning for slow play?

(Bolas puts one finger to Jace's lips to shush him)

Bolas: We were gods, I'll do as gods would do!

Some lion-man cries out ‘It’s not right,’ but he’s just jealous of my long-awaited re-ascendency.
I know I must regain my might, sure as Grixis boneyards languish for the smallest scrap of life energy.
I seek to cure what’s deep inside, angered by how weak I have become.

Gonna take a lot before these shards will re-fuse.
That’s nothing that the Blessed Caste of Bant would ever do.
I’ll fuse the planes down in Alara
Gonna take some lives, restore the power I once haaaaaaad.
(oooh-ooh)

Gonna take a lot before these shards will re-fuse.
That’s nothing that the Esper Ethersworn could ever do.
I’ll fuse the planes down in Alara
Gonna take some lives, restore the power I once haaaaaaad.
(oooh-ooh)

He jumps up on the table and starts singing-

I hear the Jund echoing tonight, but you’ve heard only whispers of my coming restoration.
I’m making moves when time is right, my moonlit wings reflect the maelstrom churning in anticipation.
I’ve killed so many on my way, hoping to find some old forgotten spells or ancient prophecy.
They failed me, as if to say “Bolas, sir, we’re not worthy of you!”

Speaking of things being salvaged from Tumblr...

In my head, this a cartoon. Bolas and Ajani are playing at an LGS. Bolas draws a card. It's Conflux. Music starts playing as he looks at it.

I bet you were sure your admittedly very powerful graphics-rendering software was creative?

WRONG! It's NOT an ANGEL!

Slippery Bogle understands the challenges of Megacorporations and Income Inequality, despite an obvious conflict of interest.

Guess who got the last three cards he was waiting on for his EnBantress commander build?

It was me.

Daybreak Coronet, Indrik Umbra, and Sovereigns of Lost Alara.

Pictured: turning off the card, apparently. This is important information if you're about to give a lecture about Billy Idol.

blog.cardkingdom.com/brawl-for

The article I wrote for Card Kingdom is up! It's about building decks, with a focus on modifying their Tajic precon.

Derek Lencrunne was just an ordinary shirtless lionman... until the day his sneakers hatched!

Now he's got to choose three benefits, but all he wants to do is watch for life! Can he learn how to stop worrying, and be a happy person?

Tune in this fall at 5/6 central for... Today's Light.

This is why people prefer democracy: sure monarchy has all the quenching and flexibility, but it condemns your cards to hell for what? Propriety's sake?

Welcome :welcome: new followers, to what has become in effect my liferaft from the sinking ship that I don't think anyone needs to explicitly name!

Foolish wheel sizer! You thought you were playing Magic the Gathering, when all along this was a Spratcher Falkback game! Now prepare to be SCRUPULOUSLY REPORTED!

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