Ajani OnTheSpot 
@ajanionthespot@wubrg.social
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
In case you can't read it, the card type is "What is celebrated throughout history is the making of the most craggy stones, which are in war."
I'd make a "support for ... tribal" joke, but character limits.
The moon used to fight with the high lions, but they're extinct, so now it just does tech endorsements. Has a sponsor deal with Andriod.
So if the 3/3 symbolic creature corresponds to the product, and the original map corresponds to the no. 2 product, which one ate the desert?
Trick question.
Once upon a time, there was a designer from the Bahamas who had to feed the Beasts of God on the seventh floor of the library.
They liked soup.
Well, I'm glad you explained what these words were doing here, I didn't want to have to do it.
Don't mess with the doctor from Deep Space Nine.
We have the game where you can stretch your arms, that's in the other room. In this room we have an old carpet we call old man, decent Wifi, and a lot of human puppets.
It's time to start Adventures in the Forgotten Realms!
Ralph Nader is playing a paladin, but I get the feeling his heart's not in it.
Sorry about spamming, I've had issues connecting and needed to catch up on previous days' cards.
Alright, Billy, you can have Unstable Birth Control Pills, or Unsustainable Beans, but I'm NOT giving you any more Aramaic Objects!
Is my secret that I interrupted you because I knew you were going to drive with a broken mind, and without four cards in play?
Umm, no.
She does seem to be throwing a number of colors on his pretty head, it's not wrong about that.
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #RadiantEpicure #MTGMH2
Art: https://artchimera.carbonmade.com/illustrations (I think?)
You have to still put SOMETHING for the card type, Google Translate!
If you have bad magical abilities, you need to be VERY careful about spelling. You do NOT want to end up waiting even longer than 'the end of time.'
That's true of ANY magic card, though? You just look it up on Scryfall, click the 'Download PNG Image,' and there you are, you've got it as a File.
I know you're scared of the word "Maturkey." Who isn't?
Just place your opponent's card in front of the throw, calmly, and remember that you don't need to panic.
It's just Jill.
Ah yes, a normal human, who uses a Helium Fork and Gives Birth to Architectural Concepts, and Is All of the Cats, the things that humans normally do.
#GoogleTranslatesMtG #ArcboundMouser #MTGMH2
Art: Campbell White
I'll worry about the Earth being so dangerous later, I have to get that heavy white animal out of the chicken coop.
Ajani OnTheSpot has moved to @AjaniOnTheSpot@tabletop.social:
has moved to @AjaniOnTheSpot@tabletop.social:
I put Magic cards through Google Translate until the results are sufficiently funny. (Gay, he/him #LetAjaniHaveaBoyfriend)
Joined Aug 2018
