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Meanwhile, Sorin Markov is still stuck in a rock.

Running Teferi in your deck is immoral.

Stealing your opponent's Teferi and using it against them is just sweet~

MtG (Ikoria) spoilers: 

Cycling *and* pacifism are back?

Did they make this set just for me??

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MtG (Ikoria) spoilers: 

Motherfuckin' cat dinos, yo!

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MtG (Ikoria) spoilers: 

Legendary Ott hype!

Pay life effects being in Black and lifegain being a predominantly White mechanic is absolutely backwards considering the selfishness vs. selflessness aspects of their respective color pie philosophies.

Drafted THB Mono-Black Devotion on Arena just a bit ago.

It, uh... didn't go well.

MtG is bullshit 'cause Anax, Hardened in the Forge isn't an ax that's been hardened in the forge.

Sometimes the flavor to Magic cards spoils the plot of the story, but I feel like the flavor in the War of the Spark cards actually *tells* the story this time.

Hopefully Wizards can keep getting this right in the future.

Ohmygosh, I'm playing Arena and my opponent just milled themselves out on Mentor of the Meek triggers when they could've otherwise defeated me before their library ran out.

I hope they were just not paying attention and not that they're a new player, or else I'll feel bad for laughing so much. X3

War of the Spark, maybe(?) a spoiler, but mostly a subtle detail: 

Also, what the fuck? They changed the font of the numbers for Power/Toughness and Loyalty.

Super subtle, but maybe higher visibility?, is Zombie Army already a band name? If not, we need to make a death metal MtG band named Zombie Army now.

War of the Spark spoilers: 

Invade the City

Amass X, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. (To amass X, put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don't control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)

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Death greeted the world with a roar of desert air.

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War of the Spark spoilers, metagame: 

Izzet Drakes is definitely gonna be the premier budget deck next Standard season.

War of the Spark, potential spoilers, but vague enough you might not consider it a spoiler: 

So the new Tibalt is at least playable this time, even if only as a sideboard card.

Meanwhile, Sorin Markov is still stuck in a rock.

Just a little reminder about the best creature token in Magic.

Guess what~

I won Game Day (Store Championship (Ravnica Weekend))!

CW: Selfie, Eye Contact-ish

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